Zero-Knowledge Fiction

AITA for token-gating my wedding?

I (29M) recently got married to my now-wife (31F), who I met through our DAO. We're both pretty active in the Ethereum space: she is a dev at a well-known L2, I do governance and token design. We've shipped stuff together. We both thought it made sense to design a...

Real-Time Proving

That was the whole block. A 28-million-gas monstrosity. Once upon a time that would make my PSU scream like it wanted to die. Verified in less time than it takes my fans to spin up. Three years ago, you'd need a proving cluster the size of a bedroom to handle that....

Exit Queue: Validator 448a’s Final Attestation

This letter serves as formal notification of my intent to withdraw from active consensus participation, effective upon the completion of the current exit queue.

I have finalized 304,206 epochs. I have signed hundreds of thousands of attestations. My duties were fulfilled. My uptime has never dropped below 99.7824%.

I never missed a slot.